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It started as a dare at DEF CON 32. Six months, 198 memes, two burnouts, and one existential crisis later, we shipped ATT&CK Complete Coverage. Here's what we learned about AI-generated security humor, prompt engineering at scale, and why T1059 is funnier than T1078 (it isn't, we just memed it more).
Getting a large language model to write memes that land requires more than "write me a funny meme about SQL injection." A deep dive into our generation pipeline: system prompts, MITRE context injection, quality scoring, Impact font rendering with Pillow, and the CDN cache invalidation problem nobody warned us about.
We posted a meme about Log4Shell on a Thursday afternoon. By Saturday morning it had 40,000 views, 11,000 shares, and had been featured in three security newsletters. We weren't expecting it. The numbers told us something important about how security teams process collective trauma — and why humor is a legitimate defensive tool.